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Themed Packs

Climate Catastrophe Pack

A pack about how fucked we all are.

World Wide Web Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Picture Card Pack 1

A pack of cards with pictures on them! Your eyeballs will scream with delight.

Picture Card Pack 1 (Front of Wrapper)

Picture Card Pack 2

More cards with pictures! Your eyeballs will croon like a pair of glistening baby angels.

Picture Card Pack 2 (Front of Wrapper)

Nasty Bundle

A collection of packs that's too nasty to sell in stores.

Nerd Bundle (Three-Quarter View of Box)

Nerd Bundle

Like the Infinity Stones, these six packs are better together.

Nerd Bundle (Three-Quarter View of Box)

Period Pack

A pack written while we were on our periods.

Period Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Science Pack

A pack about science! Profits fund our Science Ambassador Scholarship.

Science Pack (Opened Wrapper, Showing Cards Inside)

90s Nostalgia Pack

A totally tubular Crossfire™ of Freshmaking™ jokes.

2000s Nostalgia Pack

Chunky highlights! Bootcut jeans! 9/11! It’s a pack about the 2000s.

2000s Nostalgia Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Retail Product

A pack about confusing possessions with accomplishments.

"Retail Product" (Front of Wrapper)

Dad Pack

A pack about your second-favorite parent.

Dad Pack (Front of Wrapper)

College Pack

A pack about puking and going into debt, plus a poster for your dorm room.

College Pack (Front of Box)

Food Pack

A pack about eating, but you shouldn’t eat it! It’s paper!

Food Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Seasons Greetings Pack

A pack about yuletide cheer and crass consumerism.

Season's Greetings Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Saves America Pack

A pack from when we saved America a few years ago.

Saves America Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Fantasy Pack

It’s got goblins. It’s got wizards. You love this shit.

Fantasy Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Sci-Fi Pack

A pack about science going too far and bad things happening.

Sci-Fi Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Geek Pack

I tap three mana to cast this pack into your shopping cart.

Geek Pack (Front of Wrapper)

World Wide Web Pack

A pack written with anonymous Reddit users to benefit the EFF.

World Wide Web Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Theatre Pack

A pack about the magic of live theatre.

Theatre Pack (Front of Wrapper)