America’s #1 gerbil coffin.
Play CAH with your kids.
For whatever you're into.
Climate Catastrophe Pack
A pack about how fucked we all are.
Picture Card Pack 1
A pack of cards with pictures on them! Your eyeballs will scream with delight.
Picture Card Pack 2
More cards with pictures! Your eyeballs will croon like a pair of glistening baby angels.
A collection of packs that's too nasty to sell in stores.
Like the Infinity Stones, these six packs are better together.
A pack written while we were on our periods.
A pack about science! Profits fund our Science Ambassador Scholarship.
90s Nostalgia Pack
A totally tubular Crossfire™ of Freshmaking™ jokes.
2000s Nostalgia Pack
Chunky highlights! Bootcut jeans! 9/11! It’s a pack about the 2000s.
A pack about confusing possessions with accomplishments.
A pack about your second-favorite parent.
A pack about puking and going into debt, plus a poster for your dorm room.
A pack about eating, but you shouldn’t eat it! It’s paper!
Seasons Greetings Pack
A pack about yuletide cheer and crass consumerism.
Saves America Pack
A pack from when we saved America a few years ago.
It’s got goblins. It’s got wizards. You love this shit.
A pack about science going too far and bad things happening.
I tap three mana to cast this pack into your shopping cart.
World Wide Web Pack
A pack written with anonymous Reddit users to benefit the EFF.
A pack about the magic of live theatre.