Retail Product

We wrote these cards for an unnamed big-box store and printed way too many. Help us get rid of them, please.

• 20 cards about fluorescent lighting, shopping carts, and the lulling beep-beep sound in the check-out line.
• Includes a special instant $1 rebate.
• Some of these cards made it back into the main game over the years, but whatever, it's $2 ($1 after rebate!).