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We wrote these cards for an unnamed big-box store and printed way too many. Help us get rid of them, please.

  • 20 cards about fluorescent lighting, shopping carts, and the lulling beep-beep sound in the check-out line.
  • Includes a special instant $1 rebate.
  • Some of these cards made it back into the main game over the years, but whatever, it's $2 ($1 after rebate!).

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